I’ve been so busy and working overtime (work out! dwelledeedeedoodooo bwaaabwaa bwuuum bwaaa bwwaa [little B.T.O. humor for you there]) that I haven’t been able to write any reviews for the several things I’ve seen in the last couple of weeks. Well, I finally found some free time, so I thought I’d just clump them all into one stupid turd of a compilation post. As you can tell by the fact I typed out that B.T.O guitar riff joke, looked at it, and then still didn’t delete it; this already isn’t going very well.
Tag: Insidious
Lazy Movie Review: Insidious Chapter 2 – Electric BOOgaloo
Premise: I can’t quite remember where Insidious 1 left off, because I haven’t seen it since it was in theaters, but Insidious 2: Insidious Harder picks up right where it left off. Apparently Patrick Wilson is still possessed, and he’s being a real jerk to his family. But then there’s like a new ghost, right? Some dude ghost. I guess he’s haunting them now? Did they get rid of the ghost from the first one? Are they working together? HUH? Oh great, now I have to look up the dictionary definition of the word “insidious” again.
Lazy Movie Review: The Conjuring
Premise: Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren investigate the haunting of a family in Rhode Island. And… well, I guess that’s a pretty succinct premise description. Continue reading
The 76 Films I Saw From 2011
I saw 76 films that were released in 2011. I think that’s more than usual. The last two years it was in the 50’s. Anyway, as I like to do, I’ve ranked them in order of awesomeness. If any of the grades are different than the original score I gave them, that’s because I’ve probably watched them again since and given them an updated value. Or I’ve just had time to think about them more, and changed my mind a little bit. Yes, I can do that if I want. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
Movie Review: Insidious
Finally, the Sith gets his revenge! Let us all thank Insidious for the return of the great Darth Maul.