Finally Catching Up: San Andreas; Slow West; Spy; Insidious 3; Kung Fury; and Mad Max (again)

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I’ve been so busy and working overtime (work out!  dwelledeedeedoodooo bwaaabwaa bwuuum bwaaa bwwaa [little B.T.O. humor for you there]) that I haven’t been able to write any reviews for the several things I’ve seen in the last couple of weeks.  Well, I finally found some free time, so I thought I’d just clump them all into one stupid turd of a compilation post.  As you can tell by the fact I typed out that B.T.O guitar riff joke, looked at it, and then still didn’t delete it; this already isn’t going very well.

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Lazy Movie Review: Insidious Chapter 2 – Electric BOOgaloo

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Premise:  I can’t quite remember where Insidious 1 left off, because I haven’t seen it since it was in theaters, but Insidious 2: Insidious Harder picks up right where it left off.  Apparently Patrick Wilson is still possessed, and he’s being a real jerk to his family.  But then there’s like a new ghost, right?  Some dude ghost.  I guess he’s haunting them now?  Did they get rid of the ghost from the first one?  Are they working together?  HUH?  Oh great, now I have to look up the dictionary definition of the word “insidious” again.

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The 76 Films I Saw From 2011

I saw 76 films that were released in 2011.  I think that’s more than usual.  The last two years it was in the 50’s.  Anyway, as I like to do, I’ve ranked them in order of awesomeness.  If any of the grades are different than the original score I gave them, that’s because I’ve probably watched them again since and given them an updated value.  Or I’ve just had time to think about them more, and changed my mind a little bit.  Yes, I can do that if I want.  Maniacal laugh.  Maniacal laugh.  Maniacal laugh.

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