There’s some hot dogs under there, somewhere.
Pretty basic shit. Microwave 3 hot dogs, and stove cook a can of chili with beans while you’re heating the dogs. Dump the entire can on the three hot dogs. Eat with your hands at first, like a regular person. There’s no way you’ll be able to keep all that chili on your dogs, but just let it slop on the plate.
Then just grab yourself a spoon and shovel that slop in your mouth.
You’ve got to be dumb to not pull this quick meal off correctly.
8 out of 10.