Ya know, I saw ParaNorman like 3 or 4 weeks ago and I didn’t feel like writing a review for it, because it impacted me in almost no way. And now I just tried writing a regular Lazy Movie Review about it, and I struggled to remember anything about it. All that comes to my head are two funny moments; the little fat kid threatening to throw spicy hummus in John Goodman’s face, and a hilarious sequence involving zombies and a vending machine. I remember when I left the theater I thought it was a 7.5 out of 10, but since I’m straining my brain to even remember it slightly, I should probably knock it down a little. It’s entertaining, but not quite entertaining enough. Great animation and attention to detail, though.
7 out of 10
Whoa, remember Men in Black III? I just searched the blog to see if I ever wrote a review for it, and I never did! Well here’s my quick review from what I remember:
Will Smith – looks really old now.
Jermaine Clement – pretty entertaining villain.
Andy Warhol scene – one of the worst movie scenes of any film this year.
Logic flaws – yup.
Heart – surprisingly there.
Overall – not quite sure this needed to be made, but it was kind of fun.
6.5 out of 10