Lazy Movie Review: Life of Pi

Premise:  A coming of age tale about a boy who gets stranded on a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger.  This will make for a great reality TV series in the future, some day.  They can call it Strife Boat.   C’mon FOX/SyFy/TLC marketing department, hire me!

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Lazy Movie Review: The Man with the Iron Fists

Premise:  Jungle Village is an outpost for criminals, prostitutes, and dueling clans.  Through some backstabbery, a treasure chest full of gold comes into play, and every lowlife (some with mystical powers!) collect in this one place to try to get it.  The most important aspect of the premise, though, is that this is a kung-fu movie starring Russell Crowe that was written and directed by RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan.

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