Movie Review: A Million Ways to Die in the West

Reaction shot.

Reaction shot.

I wasn’t keeping tabs, but here’s my best guess at the tally of the jokes from this film…  Twelve boner jokes, seven poop jokes, two pee jokes, five unexpected celebrity cameos, six random cutaway jokes, five kick in the groin jokes, and about seven people-falling-down-to-end-a-scene-with-a-laugh jokes..  Probably about equal to what I was expecting in a Seth MacFarlane movie.  At one point, as the characters entered a barn dance, I got up and slowly walked to the bathroom (wasn’t in much of a hurry to get back), and upon re-entering the theater, I caught the last 10 seconds of what appeared to be a classic MacFarlane forced song and dance number where everyone was singing about mustaches.  Just people singing “Mustache!” “Mustache!” over and over again.  Sorry I missed the genesis of that gem of a sequence…

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