Premise: A historian/alchemist named Scarlett (Perdita Weeks) is trying to finish her dead father’s work of finding Nicholas Flamel’s tomb in the catacombs under France and locating the Philosopher’s Stone. Wait, what is this, Harry Potter? No? Ok. While searching for the Stone underground, her friend Ron gets injured in a life-sized chess match, then she fights a basilisk and stabs Tom Riddle’s diary with a tooth. Gryffindor then got 150 extra points in the house cup because Harry made a kick ass grilled cheese sandwich. No, but seriously, the characters in As Above, So Below sort of literally stumble into hell. NO BIGGIE.