2016 Dino Bone Oscar Picks

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I’ve taken 30 minutes out of my honeymoon to do the one thing I kind of enjoy every February; struggling to predict the Academy Awards to perfection.  Only once I get a 24 out of 24 will I be free of the curse that the Bog Witch of the Greater Chicago Suburbs has put on me.  Then, and only then will I be able to stop making these awful predictions.  And also she’ll turn my frog feet back into human feet.  So here we go!

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Theater Roundup: Hail, Caesar!, Deadpool, and Zoolander 2

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I haven’t had a lot of time to write as much as I’d like to lately (I mean, I guess I am getting married this weekend…), but I still managed to sneak in a few movies recently, and if I don’t spit out some speedy reviews right now, I don’t think I’ll have another opportunity to do it until like two weeks from now, after our honeymoon.  So here are my sloppy, drastically under-thought reviews of Hail, Caesar!, Deadpool, and Zoolander 2!

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Free-Form Movie Review: Jane Got A Gun

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For the second time, I’m going to put my fancy liberal arts degree to good use, and do another freeform movie review, where I just let the thoughts and critiques randomly come out in whatever form they please.  This works best for middle-of-the-road kind of average movies where I struggle to even come up with anything to talk about in traditional review formats, and Natalie Portman’s new western movie Jane Got A Gun is just that.  So let’s get started.

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