Much like a lot of of America, I spent part of my Easter weekend seeing the epic battle of Batman V Superman. And much like my stomach after that turkey and ham dinner from Sunday night, it was bloated and frowney. So rather than try to make sense of what I saw, I’ll just rank all of the people I can remember who appeared in it, which might be all of them, or it might only be 75% of them. I’m sure I’m forgetting someone; I did see it four days ago, at 10 pm. When I got out of the screening, I think it actually was dawn! It’s a long movie.
Also, I don’t know most of the character names, so don’t get upset if I just say” Laurence Fishburne’s newspaper guy.”