Theater Roundup: Money Monster, Neighbors 2, and The Nice Guys

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I’ve taken a bit of a writing hiatus as of late because of an increasingly busy work schedule (I won’t complain about that), but now I’m back for a minute to give you some speedy reviews of a few of the movies that you probably haven’t seen in the last two weekends.

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Ranking All the Characters in Captain America: Civil War


As is now my standard for reviewing these giant ensemble superhero movies, I will rank all of the characters I can remember from the movie from best to worst.  Not listed: the single tear that falls from my face every time I see Captain America defending this amazing country that I love so god damn much.

Oh yeah, this will be a spoiler filled article, I’m sure.  But based on the box office numbers, I’m sure you saw this anyway.

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Theater Roundup: Jungle Book, Huntsman: Winter’s War, Green Room, Keanu

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Last week my top 50 films of the last five years list occupied my super important blogging time and energy, but now I’m back with my normal reviews (it’s a Cinco de Mayo miracle!).  However, whenever I wait several weeks to post a review, it ends up being multiple short reviews, because my movie watching happens more frequently than my movie writing.  That’s life, guys.  I hope you weren’t expecting 1500 words on the gritty Snow White prequel…  If so, I apologize.

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