2019 was a very special year for me. I tried a new deodorant scent. I got some new pairs of shoes. I tasted Chipotle’s carne asada. I had a kid. I went to Arizona. I also saw a bunch of movies! Several of which seemed to feature evil clowns. BAD BOY CLOWNS ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
Anyway, here are all the movies I still managed to see this year despite inviting a tiny, pooping human to aggressively move in with my wife and I; put into five super-detailed and well-thought-out levels of quality.