Sorting Through 2019’s Movies

2019 was a very special year for me.  I tried a new deodorant scent.  I got some new pairs of shoes.  I tasted Chipotle’s carne asada.  I had a kid.  I went to Arizona.  I also saw a bunch of movies!  Several of which seemed to feature evil clowns.  BAD BOY CLOWNS ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

Anyway, here are all the movies I still managed to see this year despite inviting a tiny, pooping human to aggressively move in with my wife and I; put into five super-detailed and well-thought-out levels of quality.

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