With World War III on the horizon, please take some time to do what’s important, like reading some short movie reviews of some stuff you probably didn’t bother to watch. Heck, I saw these movies all within the last couple of weeks, and two of the four of them are already out of theaters.
I better crank these out, because if I had an editor, they’d be chewing me out big time for my lack of writing production around here. This is only my sixth post of the year, and I don’t think I’ve written a post focused on just a single movie in probably 8 months. I don’t deserve the paycheck I get from this site, to be honest with you, folks. I don’t deserve it, and I also don’t receive one, so it all works out. What, get to the reviews? Fine.