Despite life’s best efforts, I still managed to watch a bunch of movies this year. Probably not as many as I did last year, and I’ll most likely watch even less next year (I’ve HEARD that having a baby can impede your social life). So I’ll keep this “brief”, because 1) I don’t even know who will read this anymore, and 2) I’d kind of rather be spending my time right now playing Spider-Man. Those rooftop thugs aren’t going to kill themselves! Let’s do this, ya clydesdales!
Oh hey, how’s it going? I thought since I had some time this holiday week I’d share some short year-end movie lists. I don’t think that I’ve watched as many movies this year as I usually do because I’ve been pretty busy. Oh, what have I been doing that’s kept me busy? That’s so nice of you to ask! Well, let’s see, other than another successful year of freelance work… I bought a house. I bought a dog. I started writing a novel, to see if I could. I got a few chapters into it so far, but I don’t really know where it’s going or when I’ll ever finish it. Ummmm, what else? I started trolling people who boycott NFL games on Facebook. That’s been fun. I won a fantasy football championship for a second year in a row. I’m probably going to buy a VR headset with my prize money… Hey listen, my life isn’t that interesting, but I saw some movies this year and now I’ll rank them for your amusement and my self-gratification. That’s how this works.
Also, I’m sure there’s a bunch of spoilers in this, so read the flavor text at your own risk.