First of all, I don’t know how to pronounce the title of this movie. When I was at the box office I debated whether to say Ex MACHINE-A, Ex Ma-CHEEEEN-A, or Ex MACH-ina…? I kinda wanted to just say “the movie with the naked robot” to avoid embarrassment, but I didn’t want to risk getting a ticket to The Longest Ride or The Age of Adaline. I’m sure those are swimming with naked robots, too.
I have a DVD/Blu-ray collection that has basically spiraled out of control. It’s now at over 1300 titles. I end up buying a lot of bad movies, a lot of which I buy before ever seeing them first. HOWEVER, I do not own a *single* movie that appears on the following list. Not one. But I’ve seen all of them multiple times. More times then I’d care to admit. That’s because all of these movies are seemingly on television at all hours of the day (at least it feels that way). And for some reason, whenever I’m flipping through channels and I see that one of them is on, I almost always click on them and just start watching them for no good reason. They’re awful movies, and I realize they’re awful movies, and I’m not even watching them ironically. I’m legitimately entertained, even though it’s probably the 5th time I’ve seen them this month. There is something magical about these films. They have some unknown power that draws me in every time they are on TV…
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