Ranking All the Characters in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice

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Much like a lot of of America, I spent part of my Easter weekend seeing the epic battle of Batman V Superman.  And much like my stomach after that turkey and ham dinner from Sunday night, it was bloated and frowney.  So rather than try to make sense of what I saw, I’ll just rank all of the people I can remember who appeared in it, which might be all of them, or it might only be 75% of them.  I’m sure I’m forgetting someone; I did see it four days ago, at 10 pm.  When I got out of the screening, I think it actually was dawn!  It’s a long movie.

Also, I don’t know most of the character names, so don’t get upset if I just say” Laurence Fishburne’s newspaper guy.”

And one last thing… we will now be entering A SPOILER ZONE.  So maybe don’t read this if you have plans on seeing this movie.  Your call, really.  Now it’s a battle in your own mind of Boredom V Curiosity.

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My Dino Bone Christmas Gift: 20 Mini-Reviews Of All The Junk I’ve Seen Lately

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I like to give back to our readers here, so I thought I’d give you the gift of 20 mini reviews of all of the movies from 2015 that I’ve seen over the last few months, but haven’t reviewed yet.  I got majorly backlogged with movies to write reviews for, and if I don’t do it now all at once, I know I’ll never do it.

So if your Uncle Tony starts to get a little *too* opinionated on Muslim refugees while you’re waiting for Christmas dinner; pull out this list, zone out, and ignore the (now) screaming match that he and your dad have surely gotten into while your grandma begs them to “Stop it, boys!  It’s Christmaaaaaaas!“.

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Lazy Movie Review: American Ultra

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Premise:  I spent way too much time trying to come up with a good Adventureland 2 joke to open this review, but then I remembered that the reference would probably go over everyone’s heads because no one saw Adventureland, and even fewer people saw American Ultra.  Did you guys even know this movie came out?  Do you even know what Adventureland is?  Did you stop reading this already?  You did, didn’t you?  Awww, crap…

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