Lazy Movie Review:: 300: Rise of an Empire

300: BATTLE OF ARTEMESIUM

Premise:  The prequel that no one really asked for, 300: Rise of an Empire is about the naval battles that preceded the events of the original film.  It now focuses on a general of an Athenian army and his conflict with the Persian lady admiral who is Xerxes’ second-in-command.  It has all the violence, boobs, and slow motion we remember from the first one.

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Movie Review: The Purge

Vigilandia

Here’s my Purge night for this year:  Fill up my car with gas, choose the option to pay inside, then DON’T.  Head over to Giordano’s, steal like ten deep dish pizzas.  Head home, and eat as many pizzas as I can while I file all my taxes fraudulently.  But then again, I like to live dangerously.

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