Ranking All The Characters in Avengers: Age of Ultron

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Since this was such a huge movie that surpassed all reason and logic for normal movie reviewing, and since there’s so many characters involved, I thought that I’d avoid comparing whether I liked the explosion 12 minutes in more than the explosion 47 minutes in, and just rank all the characters from best to worst.  Plus, the more I think about it, the one 47 minutes in was way better.

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Lazy Movie Review:: Thor: The Dark World

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Premise:  If you strip away the context that Thor 2 is a major Marvel comic book movie, and you try to describe the premise, it actually comes out as a hilariously strange concept from the get-go…  It’s a movie about a Norse god who lives in a rainbow space castle across the universe who can fly by using a magic hammer, who must overcome a species of elves who fly high-powered space ships, because they’re trying to destroy all the light in the universe.  If this wasn’t based on the classic source material, could you imagine someone trying to pitch that film to an executive?

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Movie Review: Man of Steel

That's great acting if he's going for a guy that's daydreaming about dinosaurs.

That’s great acting if he’s going for a guy who’s thinking really hard about whether or not he left his oven on before he left his house that day.

I didn’t hate Man of Steel by any means, but I just wasn’t all that impressed with it.  Having seen it a few days ago, when I try to think about it now, it barely stands out as part of my weekend.  I had a more memorable time getting White Castle the night before.

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Movie Review: The Avengers (AKA STUFF IT ROBERTS)

Oh hey, just The Avengers hanging out NBD

With literally years of build up The Avengers finally landed in movie theaters this weekend. And wouldn’t ya know it? I got a free advanced screening of the movie! Suck on that Scott! Someone beat you to the punch!

But enough gloating (Screw you Roberts!!), I walked into this movie with very high hopes. Joss Whedon, who a lot of you know has made shows like Buffy, Angel, and Firefly, directed and had writing credits for this movie. Now I have never seen an episode of Firefly (never really wanted to for some reason) but I did actually watch Buffy and Angel (start the jokes now) and I dug that. He also had a fantastic run on Astonishing X-Men. So this guy knows comics.

So I was curious to see how he was going to take all of these loose strands from like 5 movies and tie them all together and make a cohesive story. Luckily he did it in spades. I also mention THERE WILL BE SPOILERS. Continue reading

Movie Review: The Cabin in the Woods

Whoa, she looks like Ellie Kemper in this picture... But that's not the twist!

I suppose it’s best not to ruin anything about the surprise of Cabin in the Woods, as that’s the whole fun of it.  So I won’t even hint at what any of the specifics are.  So in a very generic manner, I will say that this film starts off pretty mediocre, but eventually rockets its way to an insane and awesome third act.

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The 76 Films I Saw From 2011

I saw 76 films that were released in 2011.  I think that’s more than usual.  The last two years it was in the 50’s.  Anyway, as I like to do, I’ve ranked them in order of awesomeness.  If any of the grades are different than the original score I gave them, that’s because I’ve probably watched them again since and given them an updated value.  Or I’ve just had time to think about them more, and changed my mind a little bit.  Yes, I can do that if I want.  Maniacal laugh.  Maniacal laugh.  Maniacal laugh.

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Movie Review: Thor

Finally, a little restraint.  Oh, no, there was plenty of over-the-top action in Thor, not a whole lot of subtle nuance.  I meant restraint on my part, as I think this is one of the first times I had a chance to see a film in IMAX and 3D, and turned both options down!  Regular old 2D Thor for me!

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