Happy Halloween! I hope you’re all planning a night of horrifying delight; full of witchcraft, séances, devilry, and all out evil! Bwahahaha! …Or a night of dressing like a sexy paper towel roll and getting drunk on pumpkin vodka. Ya know, either is good, really.
But if you’re planning on sitting at home and doing nothing [raises hand], here are some frightful horror movie reviews for you to read. Some frightful because of their content; others frightful because I had to sit through them. I’m even busting out the colored text for this one. Enjoy your eye pain, guys and ghouls!