Has this been a return to normalcy? Are movies back? We got remakes, sequels, Oscar bait, weird indie stuff… Despite the clear lack of bad boy clowns, I think this is the first step towards life with movies again.
However, going back to the theater this year has reminded me of a previous hot take: old people are the worst, most inconsiderate theater-goers there are. The loud bag rustling, the flagrant cell phone use, the inability to speak at a whisper… West Side Story taught me to hate everyone equally, so I’m coming for you, old people. But yeah, I’ll hold the door for you, fine. You’re welcome. No, it’s not a problem at all. Well thanks, you don’t have to be so grateful. Ugghh, just try and be quiet during the movie, please. I’m sorry about the hate stuff earlier. I didn’t mean it.
But I digress, here is some of the crap I saw this year. At the end, feel free to ponder about who you think would win in a fight; the late James Gandolfini’s husky son, or the late Philip Seymour Hoffman’s husky son. That’s a big CROP!
Dino Bone 