Movie Review: Neighbors

Interesting Situations!

Let me preface this review by telling you about the group of four of the dumbest people I’ve ever encountered.  We saw this movie at 10:30 pm on a Wednesday night, and there were about ten or so people in the theater, which is what I expected.  We sat in my favorite place to sit (front row of the back section, so I can put my feet up on the railing), and halfway through the second trailer, in stumbled the dumb dumbs.  And when I say they were stupid, I’m not just making some judgemental comment because I didn’t like them, I’m giving you a rock solid fact that they were legitimately low in IQ.  Like, I’m surprised they were able to drive to the theater without crashing because they couldn’t understand the concepts of yellow and red street lights.

Movie Review: Skyfall

As a precursor to my review, let me just explain how the first 30 minutes of the movie were slightly ruined for me…

Movie Review: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

I saw the Swedish version of Dragon Tattoo a year or two ago, and I was just so generally unimpressed with it for some reason. I just couldn’t get into it. So the thought of a remake was pretty unappealing to me on a few levels, and just about the only thing that could get me pumped up for it was if it landed in the hands of a director I really enjoy. Like David Fincher! I thought this new version improved upon the Swedish version in almost every way.

Movie Review: The Sitter

I saw the new Jonah Hill comedy, The Sitter, over the weekend. I kind of went in expecting nothing, and pretty much came out receiving little worthwhile value in return.

Movie Review: The Devil’s Double

Finally went to a screening of The Devil’s Double, and gee golly, it didn’t get canceled.  Quite in fact, one of the greatest perks of going to a limited release movie on a Wednesday night occurred…  No one else showed up and I had the theater all to myself…!