A 2022 movie list? It’s like 6 days into 2023, dummy! Hey, cut me some slack, last year was a busy year. I had my second kid in September (a beautiful little girl named Scott Jr), and I spent most of the year before that preparing for her arrival. This might legitimately be the least amount of movies I’ve seen in a long time. But I tried, you guys.
Heck, I almost didn’t even write this post because I’m so burnt out, but I managed to cobble together a half-assed list of lazy blurbs on the Notes app of my phone; in between carrying my baby five miles a day around my house, and preventing our three-year-old from destroying everything he touches. (I love them)
I realized while compiling this that there were a lot of movies I never got a chance to see, like Tár and Babylon, a pair of three-hour movies that I could probably never make it to the theater to see anyway. I’m not in a rush to see Avatar: The Way of Water, but I think it was 100% worth making it so that I could see this box of cereal on a Walmart end-cap:
I feel like there was a missed opportunity to have Tony the Tiger connecting his Na’vi sex ponytail into the bowl of cereal as his eyes roll back into his head; but hey, James Cameron isn’t perfect.
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